Don’t remember if it was my idea or Mom or Dad’s idea to have me paint the exterior of our house on Waverly. It was the summer of 1955 and I was interested; thinking it would be cool handling ladders that reached to roof and being up in the air working. The novelty quickly wore off. It was hot and dirty work but enjoyable seeing the change even though I was putting white paint over white paint.
The painting was going well and I managed not to spill paint the bricks. Unknown to me Mom had told Grandma what a great job I was doing. During one of our weekend visits Grandma wanted to know how much I’d charge to paint their house. I was floored. Going into the house painting business wasn’t something that I’d thought about, but suddenly here was this offer that I quickly realized would mean I’d live at Grandmas while painting. I quickly said $50 plus room and board and Grandma accepted.
Grandmas house was a challenge. The basement extended four feet above ground so all the first floor windows needed the extension ladder instead of the stepladder. The attic was a full attic so the eves were extended beyond the reach of our 30’ extension ladder. There was a dormer on the roof that I’d have to be on the roof to paint. Grandma and Grandpa’s bedroom and the bedroom above had triple windows so there were more windows to paint. The front porch and the second floor dust porch on back needed painting.
“Donnie you be careful.” startled me. Shifting my eyes slightly I saw Grandma’s face looking up at me. It was about all of her I could see since she was directly below with her head tipped way back straining to look up. “I’m fine and will be finished in an hour.” “Just be careful” she said and shook her head in disbelief as she walked back along the driveway. I went back to my upside down painting of the eves at the roof peak where the ladders didn’t reach. I’d found a solution to how to paint the out of reach area. I was laying flat on the roof with legs splayed wide for stability. I stuck out over the roof edge to just short of my navel. The paintbrush was in my left hand and a coffee can of paint in my right. Bending down a bit I could reach under the eves and paint. An hour later I was back on the ladder working my way down on the unpainted side.
I loved painting grandmas house. I’d start painting as soon as the dew was gone; usually about 7:30 or 8 and work until about 2 before quitting because of the heat. Then I had the rest of the afternoon I’d hang out with kids in the neighborhood or go off exploring by bike by myself. In the evening the kids would drift together ending up on a front porch to sit around and talk or play cards.
I found myself in demand. I think my price was too good to pass up even though I don’t think anyone though about what I’d cost in groceries sine I had a huge appetite at 15. Uncle Gordon and Aunt Helen hired me and I was off to East Detroit to live with them for a few weeks to paint their house. There weren’t a lot of kids around, but I got a kick out of meeting the next-door neighbors, Shirley and ‘Crazy’ Mary as everyone called her. For me the most interesting thing was that Aunt Helen wanted me to stop early enough so that she and I could sit and talk while she had a couple of beers before heading off for work. Barbara and Gary knew her routing and had always disappeared early in the afternoon. Aunt Helen and I never talked about anything serious, but for me it was interesting talking with her.
Uncle Bob and Aunt Eleanor hired me next for what I thought was a small easy inside job at their house on Florence. They wanted me to paint the windows in Uncle Bob’s office area. I knew the office and said yes without really thinking about what was involved. The first morning I realized the job would be harder than I realized. There were two windows on each side and four windows across the back. What I’d forgotten about was that each window had six panes in both the upper and lower window. I had 96 panes of glass I’d have to edge. More significantly there would be 384 corners I’d have to get paint into without getting paint on the glass.
It was slow going and then I had a pleasant diversion when the the McKinnon’s next door asked me to paint their eves. Uncle Bob didn’t mind me taking a break from the window edging paint the McKinnon’s eves. It extended my stay and I think they liked having me over the weekend since I was a built in sitter and they could go out.
I flunked time management. I got the eves painted but had to return to Dearborn because school was starting leaving one window unfinished. Uncle Bob talked to me about not finishing on time and then decided to pay the full $50. I was one window short.
School started and I started on the garage I’d left unfinished when Grandma hired me. Painting the garage became the weekend project that cost me a friendship.
I was painting the garage when my best friend Fred showed up with his brother Kenny. We got to talking and for some reason Kenny got into a swearing streak getting louder and louder and cruder. I told him twice to shut up and that swearing wasn’t ok at my house. I told him no one swore around our house. He told me to go f— myself just as I was lifting a brush full of paint to the garage. My arm shifted slightly and before he could react I’d painted his head from ear to mouth. All motion and talking stopped and the three of us just looked at each other for a few seconds as I stood there with the brush still at face level glaring him. Fred grabbed Kenny’s arm. “We’d better leave” he said. They walked out, got on their bikes and headed for home with one side of Kenny’s head sporting a nice white paint job.
Fred and I never regained the friendship we’d shared for years. We’d say hello but we were never buddies again.